my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
Why are none push up bras so hard to find in my size? I don’t want my boobs any bigger than they already are thank you.
When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal
this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.
he gave me 100
This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.
Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.
I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart
No one’s actually told me what the pain of a burst appendix feels like. So it’s good to finally know, that’s always been a fear of mine.
A useful tip to tell the difference.
If you can’t stand on your tiptoes, it’s most likely appendicitis and not period cramps.
Can’t stand on your tiptoes if you’ve got appendictis.
…did he just do the hammer shuffle on ICE SKATES?
holy shit he DID.
Why is this kid not a gold medalist or something? Everything I’ve seen him do is amazeballs.
Motion City Soundtrack | The Future Freaks Me Out
How Gay Guys REALLY Have Sex
dear fanfiction writers
We have been in a drought/water ration/DONT USE SO MUCH WATER DAMMIT situation this month.
So of course one of our neighbors has had their water sprinklers going for the last two hours.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
In other news, I’ve been trying to write something. Anything. And it just ain’t happening. Even though I want to write.
Its so frustrating.
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
LET’S PONDER THIS STATEMENT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
Oh look it got better