This is me. I fic, I do the college thing and procrastinate like I'm getting paid to do it.
Reasons why my mother is awesome:
Mom: You know what we should do? We should have some guy... some skeezy guy with diseases, rape whats his face. And then we could be all, "Sorry, wasn't a legitimate rape. So your AIDS or herpes or whatever isn't legitimate. So no healthcare for you."
Me: ...
Mom: What? It was a slow night at work last night.
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